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BOFH99 OPERATIONS TAPE · 28 JUL 2026
Director wants a dashboard
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Cattle prod charging
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Elevator shaft inspected · nothing to see
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Ticket #9639 closed WONTFIX
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artifactory · uptime 11 minutes (again)
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Cluon beam armed
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Kevin on the coffee run
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Cattle prod charging
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HR unavailable · 'team-building'
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Beancounter denied access · again
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the-Auditor paged
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the-HR-Rep on the way
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Ticket #6978 reopened · classic
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dc-01 down
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Ticket #7067 reopened · classic
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the-Boss on the coffee run
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kerberos responding with lies
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Dave locked out of wiki-internal
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Director wants a dashboard
·
Cattle prod charging
·
Elevator shaft inspected · nothing to see
·
Ticket #9639 closed WONTFIX
·
artifactory · uptime 11 minutes (again)
·
Cluon beam armed
·
Kevin on the coffee run
·
Cattle prod charging
·
HR unavailable · 'team-building'
·
Beancounter denied access · again
·
the-Auditor paged
·
the-HR-Rep on the way
·
Ticket #6978 reopened · classic
·
dc-01 down
·
Ticket #7067 reopened · classic
·
the-Boss on the coffee run
·
kerberos responding with lies
·
Dave locked out of wiki-internal
·
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