INC-2965-851 ongoing·kerberos responding with lies·Director wants a dashboard·Auditor in lobby · plan delay·the-Sales-Droid on the way·Beancounter denied access · again·Mel on the way·the-Boss reports exchange-eu 'smells funny'·accounts-prod-03 mysteriously rebooted·HR unavailable · 'team-building'·kerberos mysteriously rebooted·Kevin on the coffee run·Ticket #2313 reopened · classic·the-HR-Rep reports kerberos 'smells funny'·the-HR-Rep on the coffee run·Simon on the coffee run·Cluon beam armed·exchange-eu responding with lies·INC-2965-851 ongoing·kerberos responding with lies·Director wants a dashboard·Auditor in lobby · plan delay·the-Sales-Droid on the way·Beancounter denied access · again·Mel on the way·the-Boss reports exchange-eu 'smells funny'·accounts-prod-03 mysteriously rebooted·HR unavailable · 'team-building'·kerberos mysteriously rebooted·Kevin on the coffee run·Ticket #2313 reopened · classic·the-HR-Rep reports kerberos 'smells funny'·the-HR-Rep on the coffee run·Simon on the coffee run·Cluon beam armed·exchange-eu responding with lies·