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BOFH99 OPERATIONS TAPE · 11 SEP 2026
PFY reformatting C:\
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BOFH on the coffee run
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Auditor in lobby · plan delay
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wiki-internal down
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Cattle prod charging
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kerberos down
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Auditor in lobby · plan delay
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HR unavailable · 'team-building'
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Auditor in lobby · plan delay
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BOFH paged
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PFY reformatting C:\
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Kevin paged × 4
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Beancounter denied access · again
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Cluon beam armed
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the-Luser paged
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Cattle prod charging
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PFY paged × 2
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Mike locked out of accounts-prod-03
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PFY reformatting C:\
·
BOFH on the coffee run
·
Auditor in lobby · plan delay
·
wiki-internal down
·
Cattle prod charging
·
kerberos down
·
Auditor in lobby · plan delay
·
HR unavailable · 'team-building'
·
Auditor in lobby · plan delay
·
BOFH paged
·
PFY reformatting C:\
·
Kevin paged × 4
·
Beancounter denied access · again
·
Cluon beam armed
·
the-Luser paged
·
Cattle prod charging
·
PFY paged × 2
·
Mike locked out of accounts-prod-03
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