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BOFH99 OPERATIONS TAPE · 28 JUL 2026
Ticket #7083 reopened · classic
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artifactory responding with lies
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Sales Droid asking for root
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Sales Droid asking for root
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Cluon beam armed
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Dave paged × 2
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Ticket #2253 reopened · classic
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wiki-internal down
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Beancounter denied access · again
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jenkins-ci down
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Kevin reports redis-queue-01 'smells funny'
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Cattle prod charging
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Director wants a dashboard
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the-Auditor on the coffee run
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Simon paged
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PFY reformatting C:\
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backup-silo-02 down
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BOFH paged
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Ticket #7083 reopened · classic
·
artifactory responding with lies
·
Sales Droid asking for root
·
Sales Droid asking for root
·
Cluon beam armed
·
Dave paged × 2
·
Ticket #2253 reopened · classic
·
wiki-internal down
·
Beancounter denied access · again
·
jenkins-ci down
·
Kevin reports redis-queue-01 'smells funny'
·
Cattle prod charging
·
Director wants a dashboard
·
the-Auditor on the coffee run
·
Simon paged
·
PFY reformatting C:\
·
backup-silo-02 down
·
BOFH paged
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