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BOFH99 OPERATIONS TAPE · 03 JUN 2026
PFY reformatting C:\
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Graham reports mail-relay-02 'smells funny'
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PFY paged × 2
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PFY on the coffee run
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the-Auditor reports exchange-eu 'smells funny'
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Ticket #3667 closed WONTFIX
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Sales Droid asking for root
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Ticket #2456 closed WONTFIX
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Cluon beam armed
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HR unavailable · 'team-building'
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Simon on the coffee run
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Cattle prod charging
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printserver-04 responding with lies
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Ticket #8874 closed WONTFIX
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Elevator shaft inspected · nothing to see
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Ticket #6983 closed WONTFIX
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Cattle prod charging
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Simon locked out of kerberos
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PFY reformatting C:\
·
Graham reports mail-relay-02 'smells funny'
·
PFY paged × 2
·
PFY on the coffee run
·
the-Auditor reports exchange-eu 'smells funny'
·
Ticket #3667 closed WONTFIX
·
Sales Droid asking for root
·
Ticket #2456 closed WONTFIX
·
Cluon beam armed
·
HR unavailable · 'team-building'
·
Simon on the coffee run
·
Cattle prod charging
·
printserver-04 responding with lies
·
Ticket #8874 closed WONTFIX
·
Elevator shaft inspected · nothing to see
·
Ticket #6983 closed WONTFIX
·
Cattle prod charging
·
Simon locked out of kerberos
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