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BOFH99 OPERATIONS TAPE · 28 OCT 2026
jenkins-ci down
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Beancounter denied access · again
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redis-queue-01 responding with lies
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Kevin reports exchange-eu 'smells funny'
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the-Consultant reports ldap-01 'smells funny'
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printserver-04 responding with lies
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Director wants a dashboard
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the-Director on the way
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Ticket #5095 closed WONTFIX
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redis-queue-01 · uptime 11 minutes (again)
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Sharon paged
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Cattle prod charging
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Ticket #2590 closed WONTFIX
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Ticket #7646 reopened · classic
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Mike paged
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the-Sales-Droid paged
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redis-queue-01 down
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the-Auditor paged
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jenkins-ci down
·
Beancounter denied access · again
·
redis-queue-01 responding with lies
·
Kevin reports exchange-eu 'smells funny'
·
the-Consultant reports ldap-01 'smells funny'
·
printserver-04 responding with lies
·
Director wants a dashboard
·
the-Director on the way
·
Ticket #5095 closed WONTFIX
·
redis-queue-01 · uptime 11 minutes (again)
·
Sharon paged
·
Cattle prod charging
·
Ticket #2590 closed WONTFIX
·
Ticket #7646 reopened · classic
·
Mike paged
·
the-Sales-Droid paged
·
redis-queue-01 down
·
the-Auditor paged
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