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BOFH99 OPERATIONS TAPE · 28 OCT 2026
backup-silo-02 · uptime 11 minutes (again)
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Mel on the way
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INC-9555-117 ongoing
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Ticket #7838 reopened · classic
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the-HR-Rep paged
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Cluon beam armed
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Ticket #2010 closed WONTFIX
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Sales Droid asking for root
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Beancounter denied access · again
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INC-2151-765 ongoing
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Ticket #6646 closed WONTFIX
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HR unavailable · 'team-building'
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PFY reformatting C:\
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INC-4743-137 ongoing
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vpn-hq down
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Elevator shaft inspected · nothing to see
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Mel reports jenkins-ci 'smells funny'
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Cattle prod charging
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backup-silo-02 · uptime 11 minutes (again)
·
Mel on the way
·
INC-9555-117 ongoing
·
Ticket #7838 reopened · classic
·
the-HR-Rep paged
·
Cluon beam armed
·
Ticket #2010 closed WONTFIX
·
Sales Droid asking for root
·
Beancounter denied access · again
·
INC-2151-765 ongoing
·
Ticket #6646 closed WONTFIX
·
HR unavailable · 'team-building'
·
PFY reformatting C:\
·
INC-4743-137 ongoing
·
vpn-hq down
·
Elevator shaft inspected · nothing to see
·
Mel reports jenkins-ci 'smells funny'
·
Cattle prod charging
·
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