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BOFH99 OPERATIONS TAPE · 28 OCT 2026
Ticket #5026 reopened · classic
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Sales Droid asking for root
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the-Luser paged × 5
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PFY reformatting C:\
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accounts-prod-03 responding with lies
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wiki-internal · uptime 11 minutes (again)
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jenkins-ci mysteriously rebooted
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Dave on the way
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the-Boss on the way
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HR unavailable · 'team-building'
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jenkins-ci · uptime 11 minutes (again)
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Cattle prod charging
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Ticket #2932 reopened · classic
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ldap-01 responding with lies
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PFY reformatting C:\
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Ticket #3950 closed WONTFIX
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PFY reformatting C:\
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Sharon locked out of redis-queue-01
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Ticket #5026 reopened · classic
·
Sales Droid asking for root
·
the-Luser paged × 5
·
PFY reformatting C:\
·
accounts-prod-03 responding with lies
·
wiki-internal · uptime 11 minutes (again)
·
jenkins-ci mysteriously rebooted
·
Dave on the way
·
the-Boss on the way
·
HR unavailable · 'team-building'
·
jenkins-ci · uptime 11 minutes (again)
·
Cattle prod charging
·
Ticket #2932 reopened · classic
·
ldap-01 responding with lies
·
PFY reformatting C:\
·
Ticket #3950 closed WONTFIX
·
PFY reformatting C:\
·
Sharon locked out of redis-queue-01
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