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BOFH99 OPERATIONS TAPE · 11 SEP 2026
Ticket #2895 reopened · classic
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the-Auditor paged
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Cattle prod charging
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Mike paged
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Cluon beam armed
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printserver-04 mysteriously rebooted
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legacy-mainframe down
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Kevin reports dc-01 'smells funny'
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Ticket #5120 closed WONTFIX
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INC-8891-997 ongoing
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BOFH on the way
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jenkins-ci mysteriously rebooted
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vpn-hq down
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Elevator shaft inspected · nothing to see
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Cluon beam armed
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Sales Droid asking for root
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INC-4412-949 ongoing
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Graham paged
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Ticket #2895 reopened · classic
·
the-Auditor paged
·
Cattle prod charging
·
Mike paged
·
Cluon beam armed
·
printserver-04 mysteriously rebooted
·
legacy-mainframe down
·
Kevin reports dc-01 'smells funny'
·
Ticket #5120 closed WONTFIX
·
INC-8891-997 ongoing
·
BOFH on the way
·
jenkins-ci mysteriously rebooted
·
vpn-hq down
·
Elevator shaft inspected · nothing to see
·
Cluon beam armed
·
Sales Droid asking for root
·
INC-4412-949 ongoing
·
Graham paged
·
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